Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Longer The Live The More Questions Are Asked

GSL is having one of those flashback moments where i'm like 'Wow.... once i was a normal kid...' though i guess that weren't ever true. Um here for you TU's who can't see OurConnection Films here is a lowdown [always wanted to say that ;] on my life... if you're interested.. i swear it has pictures!! ^.^ + interseting links :)

earth 4 mins after i was born :)
born: 1st April 2150 12:01pm
place: UK - Sheffield
parents: Tom Marvolo Riddle [father - ra that's rather posh]
             Bellatrix Ishtar [mother - '']
family relationship: :) GSL crack. i was literally born from the drunk graduation night. N. Lily Riddle got everyone drunk so they would willingly sing Britney Spears. In the end Voldemort thought it'd be funny to make everyone 'death eaters' and so got extremely drunk Luci & Bella to have the death mark. Afterwards Bella was missing her hubby so snogged [and ONLY snogged] Voldy through powers of true love; creation of Nya :) She had to go back to Egypt and tell her hubby [Malik Ishtar] what happened whilst Voldy went psycho. 4 minutes after i was finaly born the world decided to blow itself up and reform into what we know in the 23rd Century call 'Judgement Day'. since the first thing i really saw was the creation of Earth i guess it made me spend my childhood always yearning for more. so a few years after my dad was 'killed' and mom sent to azkaban i decided that though i liked my new family, i really with all my heart wanted to see everything, and be the biggest traveler in existance. which i became :)

i guess in the end none were paradoxes but all were influences of time and civilization:

1. I went back to Ancient Egypt to see the creation of the Pyramids, but ended up falling in love with the Pharaoh Atem before being kidnapped by a slave trader
2. I was bought by Zeus who wanted help [willingly or not] in creating the ultimate human being to beat the natural daughter of his rival Hades
3. The solution for the ultimate power was created but they didn't what possible side effects were, so a practice was done. on poor slave me.
4. The experiment worked. but unfortunately worked too well. So well in fact that it couldn't ever be repeated and i had absorbed the eternity power [everything] :)
5. They kept me as a slave but also gave me training lessons to become the ultimate weapon at their disposal
6. Throughout the process they kept duplicating my energy and in the end created two other sources of Eternity power; Lance [my now twin brother who was created when my soul was split into to and he's the dark side] & the ultimate sword [the weapon that, after being used to scar my body, ended slavery]
7. I secretly became BFF's with my supposed enemy, Hades daughter - Ella, & the Zeus household servant Rii, who was in fact my mom using her power in azkaban to live another life free and escape the cell walls
8. We ran away to 16th century where we split up. Rii became a pirate. Ella became a warrior & i became an assassin. In the end i was killed by the village barron as i sacrificed myself to save my new friend 'Benjamin'
9. i ended up in the TU21KC-Host who was vacant because the owner had run away to date dracula
10. the whole yu-gi-oh! thing happened
11. dumbledore found me and brought me back to 5 mins after i ran away all those 23,988,000 years ago
12. am now having to live the life i left :)

yeah that was random but there's a weird satisfaction that comes with writing down your life so far like as a confirmation to say this is me!

last vid i watched before i married Temy (who i'm dating again ;)


 

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Harry Potter World - From The Eyes Of Voldemort's Daughter

GSL today a TU was like 'how was your life living a double life? as a happy griffindor student during school time & a psycho kid in Riddle Manor during hols?' and here's my answer:


after my dad's 'death' dumbledore had me subtly adopted into the Diggory family. Since they were near the Weasleys i ended up being mates with Fred & George, but after they started school i hung out with Ron more
my "beautiful" father
1st Year:
i became mates with Harry & Hermy cos Ron introduced me
i screamed when after i came home for xmas hols, Quirrel was stood there at Platform 9 3/4 before kidnapped me 
ended up becoming mates with Draco & Ella cos they gave me super yummy chocolate
i spent xmas day with Sevi (snape) which was the weirdest day of my life (and its still no.1 on the list 6 years later) but a laugh when he attempted the muggle way and did the 'burnt turkey ordeal'
back at school i spent less time with Harry, Ron & Hermy feeling guilty about the whole 'my dad's gonna try an kill ya an i can't tell ya'
spent summer break back with my adopted family, which was probably the normalest part of the year [they assumed i had stayed at Hogwartz during winter]


2nd Year:
the event before i came a blood
drinking addict and tainted
 my soul :(
i made up with Harry, Ron & Hermy and though was in slytherin, all the green people 'hated' me [draco had to pretend to not reveal my identity]
i was a parseltongue person as well as Harry, afterwards i ran to Dark Forest and my addiction to unicorn blood began *'.'* [which i still have but Rii's psychologist is trying to move me onto human so i can be classed as a simple vampire instead]
i detached myself from everyone else and spent all my free time getting drunk with Draco. Harry & Ron caught us one time after we'd sneaked out and were found walking corridors in middle of night singing Country songs
i walked constantly around with a bottle of 'rum' which was of course secretly blood


3rd Year:
i spent the year with Harry, Ron & Hermy but still had my bottle of 'rum' 24/7
at the Shrieking Shack i killed Wormy


bro and cousin :)
4th Year:
i tormented my brother for being in TriWiz Tornament
McGonagall found out what the 'rum' really was and told Dumbledore who tied to 'rehab' me
I convinced Ella to go to the Yule Ball with Harry after my date George, told me he hadn't found anyone
Me & Fred spiked the punch and got Ella so drunk that she collapsed in Harry's arms and wouldn't let go or stop snuggling him [i wasn't a mean friend cos now she's engaged to him]
When Harry came back from the graveyard i consoled him after he found out who his mother really was


pretty littlle me ^.^
5th Year:
i started full on dating George
after my dad sent me a letter about my poor dating choices, i thought screw him and everything he believes in so joined 'Dumbledore's Army'
after the pink bitch tortured us all i spent every moment pranking her despite all the more pain it caused
i became a complete rebel:
     accessorizing uniform beyond recognition
     turning up to class halfway through
     just sat in DADA eating sandwiches
     just sat in Potions back to drinking my bottle of 'rum'
     never turned up to detentions
     grafitied the walls writing 'fuck [teacher who recently gave me detention]'
i got expelled for my extremely poor behaviour
i ran away


6th Year:
i spent the year with Harry's mom/my aunt as we pretended to be muggles in USA and lived the whole 'Yu-Gi-Oh!' life


7th Year:
all the cool action i missed :(
my dad personaly came to NYC to bring me back
spent the time in Riddle Manor
all the Death Eaters kids got drunk and high on drugs 
me & Draco drove everyone crazy singing Opera & Glee songs
i had Sevi try to give my education back but i'd missed too much
when Hermy, Harry & Ron were kidnapped i strolled into the room they were being held an didn't see them, instead i just talked to Bellatrix about when my dad'd be back and if she could call him before calmly walking out again on a search for Draco. It wasn't until once i looked back to get my drink did i notice them and faint [they didn't know i was voldy's kid either till then]


LIFE :)


xxYugi