GSL today a TU was like 'how was your life living a double life? as a happy griffindor student during school time & a psycho kid in Riddle Manor during hols?' and here's my answer:
after my dad's 'death' dumbledore had me subtly adopted into the Diggory family. Since they were near the Weasleys i ended up being mates with Fred & George, but after they started school i hung out with Ron more
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| my "beautiful" father |
1st Year:
i became mates with Harry & Hermy cos Ron introduced me
i screamed when after i came home for xmas hols, Quirrel was stood there at Platform 9 3/4 before kidnapped me
ended up becoming mates with Draco & Ella cos they gave me super yummy chocolate
i spent xmas day with Sevi (snape) which was the weirdest day of my life (and its still no.1 on the list 6 years later) but a laugh when he attempted the muggle way and did the 'burnt turkey ordeal'
back at school i spent less time with Harry, Ron & Hermy feeling guilty about the whole 'my dad's gonna try an kill ya an i can't tell ya'
spent summer break back with my adopted family, which was probably the normalest part of the year [they assumed i had stayed at Hogwartz during winter]
2nd Year:
i made up with Harry, Ron & Hermy and though was in slytherin, all the green people 'hated' me [draco had to pretend to not reveal my identity]
i was a parseltongue person as well as Harry, afterwards i ran to Dark Forest and my addiction to unicorn blood began *'.'* [which i still have but Rii's psychologist is trying to move me onto human so i can be classed as a simple vampire instead]
i detached myself from everyone else and spent all my free time getting drunk with Draco. Harry & Ron caught us one time after we'd sneaked out and were found walking corridors in middle of night singing Country songs
i walked constantly around with a bottle of 'rum' which was of course secretly blood
3rd Year:
i spent the year with Harry, Ron & Hermy but still had my bottle of 'rum' 24/7
at the Shrieking Shack i killed Wormy
4th Year:
i tormented my brother for being in TriWiz Tornament
McGonagall found out what the 'rum' really was and told Dumbledore who tied to 'rehab' me
I convinced Ella to go to the Yule Ball with Harry after my date George, told me he hadn't found anyone
Me & Fred spiked the punch and got Ella so drunk that she collapsed in Harry's arms and wouldn't let go or stop snuggling him [i wasn't a mean friend cos now she's engaged to him]
When Harry came back from the graveyard i consoled him after he found out who his mother really was
5th Year:
i started full on dating George
after my dad sent me a letter about my poor dating choices, i thought screw him and everything he believes in so joined 'Dumbledore's Army'
after the pink bitch tortured us all i spent every moment pranking her despite all the more pain it caused
i became a complete rebel:
accessorizing uniform beyond recognition
turning up to class halfway through
just sat in DADA eating sandwiches
just sat in Potions back to drinking my bottle of 'rum'
never turned up to detentions
grafitied the walls writing 'fuck [teacher who recently gave me detention]'
i got expelled for my extremely poor behaviour
i ran away
6th Year:
i spent the year with Harry's mom/my aunt as we pretended to be muggles in USA and lived the whole 'Yu-Gi-Oh!' life
7th Year:
my dad personaly came to NYC to bring me back
spent the time in Riddle Manor
all the Death Eaters kids got drunk and high on drugs
me & Draco drove everyone crazy singing Opera & Glee songs
i had Sevi try to give my education back but i'd missed too much
when Hermy, Harry & Ron were kidnapped i strolled into the room they were being held an didn't see them, instead i just talked to Bellatrix about when my dad'd be back and if she could call him before calmly walking out again on a search for Draco. It wasn't until once i looked back to get my drink did i notice them and faint [they didn't know i was voldy's kid either till then]
LIFE :)
xxYugi
back at school i spent less time with Harry, Ron & Hermy feeling guilty about the whole 'my dad's gonna try an kill ya an i can't tell ya'
spent summer break back with my adopted family, which was probably the normalest part of the year [they assumed i had stayed at Hogwartz during winter]
2nd Year:
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| the event before i came a blood drinking addict and tainted my soul :( |
i was a parseltongue person as well as Harry, afterwards i ran to Dark Forest and my addiction to unicorn blood began *'.'* [which i still have but Rii's psychologist is trying to move me onto human so i can be classed as a simple vampire instead]
i detached myself from everyone else and spent all my free time getting drunk with Draco. Harry & Ron caught us one time after we'd sneaked out and were found walking corridors in middle of night singing Country songs
i walked constantly around with a bottle of 'rum' which was of course secretly blood
3rd Year:
i spent the year with Harry, Ron & Hermy but still had my bottle of 'rum' 24/7
at the Shrieking Shack i killed Wormy
| bro and cousin :) |
i tormented my brother for being in TriWiz Tornament
McGonagall found out what the 'rum' really was and told Dumbledore who tied to 'rehab' me
I convinced Ella to go to the Yule Ball with Harry after my date George, told me he hadn't found anyone
Me & Fred spiked the punch and got Ella so drunk that she collapsed in Harry's arms and wouldn't let go or stop snuggling him [i wasn't a mean friend cos now she's engaged to him]
When Harry came back from the graveyard i consoled him after he found out who his mother really was
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| pretty littlle me ^.^ |
i started full on dating George
after my dad sent me a letter about my poor dating choices, i thought screw him and everything he believes in so joined 'Dumbledore's Army'
after the pink bitch tortured us all i spent every moment pranking her despite all the more pain it caused
i became a complete rebel:
accessorizing uniform beyond recognition
turning up to class halfway through
just sat in DADA eating sandwiches
just sat in Potions back to drinking my bottle of 'rum'
never turned up to detentions
grafitied the walls writing 'fuck [teacher who recently gave me detention]'
i got expelled for my extremely poor behaviour
i ran away
6th Year:
i spent the year with Harry's mom/my aunt as we pretended to be muggles in USA and lived the whole 'Yu-Gi-Oh!' life
7th Year:
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| all the cool action i missed :( |
spent the time in Riddle Manor
all the Death Eaters kids got drunk and high on drugs
me & Draco drove everyone crazy singing Opera & Glee songs
i had Sevi try to give my education back but i'd missed too much
when Hermy, Harry & Ron were kidnapped i strolled into the room they were being held an didn't see them, instead i just talked to Bellatrix about when my dad'd be back and if she could call him before calmly walking out again on a search for Draco. It wasn't until once i looked back to get my drink did i notice them and faint [they didn't know i was voldy's kid either till then]
LIFE :)
xxYugi
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